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(WHEEZES)

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(COUGHS)

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"You have five new messages."

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BEEP

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"Yo, Manny! Paul here."

6
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"The annual reggae barbecue
on the barge is go!"

7
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"Bring Pam or Sam
or whatever her name is."

8
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"Message deleted."

9
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"Hey, Manny, this Richard."

10
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"The Manster!"

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"Er, Manny, Paul again."

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"Listen, sorry, I forgot to say,

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please don't bring
that grumpy Irish bast..."

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Where've you been? It's a busy
weekend. You're doing triple shifts.

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I was seeing some friends,
actually. Anyone called?

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No, not a soul.

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Ah. Nobody rings me these days.

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Yeah, it's a mystery, what with your
sandals and the egg in your beard.

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Hey, Manny, guess what? I bumped
into Paul. He's invited me, as well.

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To what?

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The reggae barbecue.
He said he left you a message.

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No. No-one's called here.

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Look, you've got a message.

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No, don't touch that. That light
means the machine needs more salt.

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Don't touch it. Don't touch it!

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"Manny? It's your mum."

27
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"We left a message to say
we were coming for the weekend."

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"And you didn't ring us back,
so we assumed it was OK."

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"We should get there
some time between 5.45 and 5.47."

30
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Bernard, will it be all right
if my mum and dad come and stay?

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Absolutely not. It's a busy weekend.

32
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But they're coming now!

33
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They're driving now,
arguing about whose fault it was

34
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that Auntie Dora snubbed Auntie Nora
in 1953! What am I gonna say?

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I don't care.

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But the... The...

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Not my problem. It's my house, though
and I'm not having it infected

38
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with the kind of specimens
capable of producing you.

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Bernard, can I have a little chat,
just for a mo?

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No.

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Ah! Ah! Ah!

42
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You are being very mean to Manny.

43
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I can't help it. He looks like
a horse in a man costume.

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It's his mum and dad for a weekend.
Why can't he have them round?

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That's easy for you to say.
You'll be off on the barge,

46
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trying to find your booty
in a haze of gange and ting.

47
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How did you know it was on a barge?

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I didn't, I don't. I... don't. I...

49
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You nasty man.
You've been screening his calls.

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He doesn't need friends! They're bad
for him, they make him giddy.

51
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Let them stay, or I'll tell him.

52
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Would you be around to help out?

53
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No. (WEST INDIAN) I be on da boat,
far away from da parent claat.

54
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(KISSES TEETH) Cha.

55
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Fine. They're not staying.

56
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All right, I'll be here.
Why are you worried? It'll be fun.

57
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Really? Well, I want that in writing.

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"It'll... be... fun."

59
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Sign it. Sign it.

60
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"Signed Fran Katzenjammer."

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All right, they can stay.

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Oh, thanks, Bernard.
That's fantastic. They're staying.

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(MANIC) They're staying! Argh!

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I can't breathe!
The walls are closing in!

65
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Stop it.

66
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Oh!

67
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Stop dying!

68
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Oh, God! Oh, God!

69
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It's only your parents...

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Arrgh! God!

71
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He's hysterical, leave him to me.

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(PANTS NOISILY)

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Clear out. CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!

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CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!

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OK, deep, deep breaths.

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(SQUEALS)

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CALM!

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It can't be done,
I can't clean the shop in time!

79
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Manny, I'll pass on a secret
known only to women and gay men.

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You don't have to clean. You can
cover stuff with an Indian throw.

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Hadja-shazam!

82
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Brilliant.

83
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Right. Ha-a-zia...

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(MUMBLES)

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Down! Down!

86
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You'll be nice, won't you, Bernard?

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(CRACKS KNUCKLES)

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Quit that!

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Sorry, my mum does that.

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Is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?

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Oh, won't you give me...

92
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Stop singing.

93
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Sorry. My dad does that.

94
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Everything's fine, Manny.
You're all ready.

95
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Remember to wash behind your ears?

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Yeah. No!

97
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I'm joking.

98
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Oh. I'm not ready. I'll never
be ready. What time is it?

99
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5.46.

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BOTH: Manny!

101
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Moo-Ma! Moo-Pa!

102
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Mwah! Mwah!

103
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So, did you have a...?
Traffic, was the traffic all right?

104
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BOTH: Oh, yes.

105
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You... You had a good journey?
Good. Pleasant trip?

106
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Yes, yes.

107
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Good, good.
And so... so, are you well?

108
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Easy.

109
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Easy, easy! Well, I expect
you'll want to beat the traffic.

110
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It's been lovely. Thank you
for coming, lovely to see you. Bye!

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Well, this is nice.

112
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Very nice.

113
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Won't you give me...

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(CLEARS THROAT NOISILY)

115
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It's so nice
to meet you at last, Fran.

116
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Yes, you too.

117
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Shop's still called Black Books,
I see.

118
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Yeah. I was gonna call it
World Of Tights

119
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but you know how stupid people are,
you have to spell everything out.

120
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Manny mentioned
you were making him a partner.

121
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So I thought it might be
Black andamp; Bianco Books.

122
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Or Bianco andamp; Black Books.

123
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Yes, that has a nice ring.

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CRUNCH

125
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Um, why don't I
show you two your room?

126
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You probably want to relax,
unpack, before we go out.

127
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You're in my room,
it's at the top of the stairs.

128
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I'll be on the old sofa.

129
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So if you need anything,
just shout out "Manny-Moo!"

130
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Ah, that seemed to go quite well.

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(LAUGHS)

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SQUEAK

133
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Would you like to explain
before I turn you into a moo-corpse?!

134
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Well, when I write them a letter,
I tend to put a gloss on things.

135
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Anything else we should know?

136
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They kept asking me
whether I was seeing anyone.

137
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And I did say –
and this is a bit of a fib –

138
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that I had a girlfriend.

139
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Hmm. What's she like, then?

140
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Well, she's... about medium height,
dark hair,

141
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name's Fran.

142
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I just want them to be happy.

143
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Just touch me on the knee
now and again till Sunday.

144
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OK. But there won't be any kissing.

145
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

146
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Oh-ho, no-o-o.

147
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Although...

148
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:11,720
I rather fancy the tagliatelle
with whole baby squid.

149
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That sounds delicious.

150
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:17,520
Oh, yeah. Only £17.50.

151
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Jesus!

152
00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:20,680
I mean, erm, I heard once that squid

153
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can sometimes survive
the cooking process

154
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and wake up in your stomach
and strangle your heart.

155
00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,200
Maybe not the squid.

156
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:36,120
Here, the garden salad is amazing.
That's what we should have.

157
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Oh, righto, then.

158
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Where's the wine list?

159
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Here.

160
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They've got a rather cheeky Lafite
for under a hundred quid.

161
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What about the Pinot Ni-naw-ni-naw?

162
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£2.85.

163
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Well, this is lovely.

164
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Reminds me of the first time I ever
went to an Italian restaurant. 1965.

165
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I went in and the first thing
I saw... Oh, no, maybe it was 1964.

166
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:12,960
Couldn't have been 1963 –
I couldn't drive then, could I?

167
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,840
I don't think I had the Hillman.

168
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:20,200
No, I bought the Hillman in 1966,
that was the year of the World Cup.

169
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I bought it at an auction. This chap
there was fascinating. He once...

170
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:28,360
Oh, dear, I've dropped my fork.
Excuse me.

171
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Give me a martini, will you?

172
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He also worked for Sir Leonard
Hutton, the great cricketer.

173
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Whoops, butterfingers!

174
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Bernard, don't be like this.
Help him out. It's just till Sunday.

175
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Come on.

176
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,040
(SIGHS)

177
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,640
Yeah, it was definitely 1963. Or 2.

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People are leaving it too late these
days. I don't think that's wise.

180
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:24,600
Leaving what late?

181
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Babies.

182
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Why are you mentioning babies?

183
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,560
Who else do you give a choo-choo to?

184
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Oops!

185
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Give me a daiquiri.

186
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I am not going back up.

187
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I'll stay here forever
and live on broken bread sticks.

188
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Oh, no, come on.

189
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It's fun, fun, fun!

190
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Wine, please.

191
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Lots of wine.

192
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Expensive.

193
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,560
From the bottom of the list.

194
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,560
Wine. Wine!

195
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:35,160
Are you sure, Manny?

196
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:35,160
The bill was rather a lot.
Shall we pay for some of it?

197
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:44,400
I couldn't let you do that.

198
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:44,400
He's quite the Mr Moneybags now.

199
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,400
Yes, it's the least I could do.

200
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:49,080
Well, thank you.

201
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:49,080
Well, boys. Shall we leave
the ladies to it?

202
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,440
You must have a lot to talk about.

203
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:59,120
We'll just settle in next door
with a brandy.

204
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:59,120
Oh, I thought you were serious
there! Very good.

205
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,880
This is the good stuff, Manny.
Come on!

206
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,880
Have fun.

207
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,560
I spend most of my time
working for the big companies.

208
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:26,080
But I did have a dabble at being
an entrepreneur. Like you two.

209
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:30,280
1972, it was.
I got back from that conference...

210
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:35,320
No, 1973 it must've been.
We weren't in the bungalow any more.

211
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:40,280
That's right, we moved into
the semi. Or was it the gatehouse?

212
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,880
More details! What time of year?
What jumper were you wearing?

213
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:49,880
Of course, I went under in '76. Aah!
That's when we moved into the semi!

214
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,920
Oh, but I'm so proud of you, Manny.

215
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:57,040
It's what you want, for your
children to do better than you.

216
00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,960
Not to work for somebody else,
but to be in control!

217
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,960
To Manny and his immense success.

218
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,600
Ah-ha!

219
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:10,000
So, Manny's good to you, is he?

220
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:15,160
Yes, he's a...
He's a wonderful friend.

221
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,360
Oh. Yes, I see.

222
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,080
And lover, obviously.

223
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:27,880
Though it's a bit strange
to talk to you about it.

224
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,880
Well, I was young once!

225
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:32,160
Well, the sex is unbelievable,
he's a beast.

226
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,200
(SLURRED) When you run the show,

227
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:46,080
sometimes you've gotta be
a bit of a bastard.

228
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:52,160
If you'll excuse my French.
Am I right or am I right?

229
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:52,160
Yes, Moo-Pa, yes.
We had this customer one time,

230
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shoplifting from us. Had the nerve
to try and sell us the books back!

231
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,880
(LAUGHS) What did you do with him?

232
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,480
Well, I told him,
I said "This really isn't on."

233
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:09,120
I bet your exact words were more
like "Do I look like a donkey?!"

234
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,520
"Think you can take me for a ride?
Thief!"

235
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:16,840
"Get out of my shop or I'll tear you
open like a bag of crisps!"

236
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,760
Oh, look. You've got him excited.

237
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,120
Oh, hello, Moo-Ma.

238
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,920
Time for bed.

239
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,920
Oh, doesn't your mother
look lovely? Eh? Eh?

240
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:33,040
I'll be off, see you tomorrow.

241
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,040
Oh, don't leave on our account.

242
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,800
I bet you two would like
to snuggle up on the couch.

243
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,760
Good night, then.

244
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,760
Yeah, good night. Hmm.

245
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:46,360
How many did you have?

246
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:46,360
Oh, two little ones.
Well, six little ones.

247
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,600
My bedroom is next to theirs.

248
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:54,640
If I hear any nonagenarian
hanky-panky, I'm calling the police.

249
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,880
No. No, I won't go
back in the cupboard.

250
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,400
(Excuse me.)

251
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,680
You two can just have a lie-in.

252
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:31,920
Moo-Pa and I always get up early,
so we've opened up the shop.

253
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,880
Where's my dress?

254
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:41,240
Oh, it's in the wash. I put
yours and Manny's in together.

255
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:46,920
(RETCHES)

256
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:46,920
I had to wash Bernard's separately.
They were a bit dirty.

257
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,840
↑ Who tidied my room? Who shaved me?

258
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,680
Who washed my clothes?

259
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,760
Morning, Bernard.

260
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,680
Oh, God, you're still alive!

261
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,840
Listen, it's Saturday here
in London Town,

262
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:08,240
why don't you nip out
and see a few of the sights?

263
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:15,160
London can be very expensive.

264
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:15,160
Oh, don't worry about that. Go and
see Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Twice.

265
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:19,480
We couldn't dream of it.

266
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,480
D'you know what we'd like to do?

267
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:24,240
Anything, please, name it.

268
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,240
Just stay right here with all of you

269
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,680
MOO-PA: Ahh.

270
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,880
Oh, here's Manny
in the paddling pool.

271
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,280
So much body hair
for a seven-year-old.

272
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,360
The doctors were always ringing up.

273
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:47,120
They offered us a lot of money
to show you at the university.

274
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,200
(YAWNS) Well, what a day that was.

275
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,600
Absolutely packed
with fun-stuffed memories.

276
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,000
But I'm off to bed now. Thank you.

277
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,120
(YAWNS) Me, too.
I can barely keep my eyes open.

278
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,440
I'd better go home and crash. Bye.

279
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,160
It's one in the afternoon.

280
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,160
Is it? Oh, Christ!

281
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,080
Oh, here's Manny on his tricycle.

282
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:15,160
It's up in the loft now. It'd be
lovely if somebody else could use it

283
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,640
Wouldn't it be lovely?

284
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:28,800
Manny, er, can... can you help us
with something through here?

285
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000
andlt; Won't take a moment.

286
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,000
Righto. I'll just, er...

287
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,520
(GASPS)

288
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,120
(SPLUTTERS)

289
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:48,400
Unless they go in the next hour,
I will tell your mother that
I'm a psycho biker junkie whore.

290
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,400
It's just for the weekend!

291
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,000
Not another hour, not another minute.

292
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:57,320
I'm about to stop playing
Who Shall I Kill First in my head
and go for what feels natural.

293
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,920
I think I'll start with me,
then it's you.

294
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,280
Make them go.

295
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,240
LOUD THUD

296
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:20,920
Erm... it, er... it's a shame
that, er, you won't be able to stay.

297
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:27,720
andlt; Isn't it?

298
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:27,720
Well, yes, it is, especially
as we... don't need to go.

299
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,720
We don't need to go till Wednesday.

300
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:31,120
Oh, I'm sorry,
that sounds like we're imposing.

301
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:36,400
Oh, no... erm... no. Would you like
to... to stay till... Wednesday?

302
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,840
Well, if it's no trouble.

303
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:43,400
Would... Would...

304
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:43,400
Wonderful.

305
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,400
Yeah! Uhh... Uh...

306
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,800
Ehh... I just...

307
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,920
And?

308
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,920
Erm... Well, the thing is...

309
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,920
Yes?

310
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,920
They've gone.

311
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,920
I told them to go... and they went.

312
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,200
Ohhh, I feel a bit bad now.

313
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:14,920
Still, it's too late to change it.

314
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:14,920
Well, if I'm gonna
be here till Wednesday,
I can get cracking on this sink.

315
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,320
I think I'll need my multi-tool.

316
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:22,320
Have you got a multi-tool, Bernard?
Couldn't live without mine.

317
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:30,160
How... long did you think
that was going to last?

318
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,640
I was hoping for about five minutes.

319
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,440
Aaargh.

320
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,440
SLAP

321
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,280
Moo-Ma, Moo-Pa...

322
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,600
I haven't been
completely straight with you.

323
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,480
See,... I'm not a partner
in the company...

324
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,480
and Fran...

325
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,640
isn't... my girlfriend.

326
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,240
I'm just a bloke
that works in a book shop and...

327
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,520
spends evenings eating cereal.

328
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:19,240
And I know you'll be very angry
with me... and you'll want to go.

329
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:19,240
Oh, Manny, you don't have to
invent things to make us happy.

330
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,600
We love you whatever you do.

331
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,520
Well,... erm...
bearing that in mind...

332
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,080
could you go now, please?

333
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,480
We are terribly busy...

334
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,920
Sorry! That's just how it is.

335
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,720
I'm sorry to hear that.
We'd... better head off.

336
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:47,920
We wouldn't want to be a burden,
especially not to you.

337
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:52,960
Your mother was... busy raising you
when she gave up her job.

338
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,520
Then wouldn't take her back.

339
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,000
Come along, darling... Manny's busy.

340
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,520
Mm.

341
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:08,600
No, no, we need a chance to
catch up. It's too hard in London.
Why don't I come up to you?

342
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,040
I could have a holiday,
couldn't I, Bernard?

343
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,040
Sure. Take the week.

344
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:17,560
It's a deal. Auntie Nora will be
there, and Auntie Dora of course.

345
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:23,840
See you then, darling. Bye-bye.

346
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:23,840
Bye, Moo-Ma.

347
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,840
A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

348
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,840
Bye... Ha... ha...

349
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,840
Bye.

350
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,640
Well,... they're gone.

351
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,000
OK?

352
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,000
Yeah.

353
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:44,960
Should imagine you'll... get a whole
week with them, all to yourself.

354
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,960
(CHUCKLES)

355
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,920
Noooooooooooo! andgt;

356
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:54,440
(BOTH HUM)

357
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,440
A week! A week, what have I done?! andgt;

358
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,280
Help me, help me!

359
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,560
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